When we fall out    I like to go driving in my car    Listen to something ironic    And end up in a bar       Get an earful of shit from a stranger    Who's got a broken heart    Weighting up what would be more payful,    Staying with your man    Or going back to her       Refrain:    Doesn't everybody feel this way sometimes?    It's a lose-lose situation    For a shitty little clown    You can never win with women    It's pointless trying to try    It's a lose-lose situation till the day you die       Everybody knows the score    She'll be crying to the mother-in-law    And I'll be sleeping out with the dog    Must give interflora    A call, a call, a call, a call...       Refrain:    Doesn't everybody feel this way sometimes?    It's a lose-lose situation    For a shitty little clown    You can never win with women    It's pointless trying to try    It's a lose-lose situation till the day you die       Ooooh... Ooooh la-la-la    Ooooh... Ooooh la-la-la    Ooooh... Ooooh la-la-la    Ooooh... Ooooh la-la-la    Ooooh... Ooooh la-la-la    Ooooh...       Then we make up    I'm walking on egg-shells for a day    And I'll clean the house    And hope that I might get a lay    I've been back to that drunken stranger    And something that he says    "Pack your bags, alright?"    She'll be quiet when your dead       Refrain:    Doesn't everybody feel this way sometimes?    It's a lose-lose situation    For a shitty little clown    You can never win with women    It's pointless trying to try    It's a lose-lose situation till the day you die       And it's a lose-lose situation till the day you die