Normal people do what they want to   Normal people do what they like   They go out shopping and they go to fix their hair   When I walk by them, oh yeah, they just stop and stare   I say so what, I don't care what you do   At least I'll never, ever be    A normal jerk like you      On Christmas Eve they count their blessings   When Easter comes they hunt for eggs   On summer days they like to wash and wax the car   On Super Sundays they go drinking at sports bars   I say so what, I don't care what you do   At least I'll never, ever be    A normal jerk like you      Normal people dump dirty dishes   They always like to keep it clean   They don't make trouble cause they follow all the rules   They solve world issues while they lay out by the pool   I say so what, I don't care what you do   At least I'll never, ever be    A normal jerk like you   I say so what (we say so what)   I don't care what you do (we don't care what you do)   At least I know I'll never, ever be   A normal jerk like you      I hate, I hate, those normal jerks like you