I was alone and I was so confused    but then I found the thing that I could really use   she was only $19.95   so I blew her up and watched her come alive      In the back of magazines they hide   behind the collard tees every color every shape and every size   deliverages save time to you   Money back guaranteed      SEX OBJECTS they're for pretend      It couldn't be any better than this   the plastic smooth so on the kiss   every day is just like the first   I hope my lover she never bursts      Its an easy thing to do remember just abide with me   you know you rarely share these things   loves funny with what it brings some times   either way she's all mine      SEX OBJECTS they're for pretend      Oh yeah they tell me that its wrong    but I knew that all along   and yes it maybe strange but    that don't change the fact that im in love with plastic sex      SEX OBJECTS they're for pretend      keeps me so nice all day all night    Synthetic skin and I fight right in.