Jump In My Car  We're Gonna Take A Ride  Down The Bayou Road Tonight  I'm Gonna Take You To An Evil Place  And I'll Show You All The Sights    It's Dark And Wet  And Trees And Moss  They Hang Like The Fingers Of Fate  Take A Right Just Past The Graveyard  It Marks The Gate    To The Bayou Road  Cruizing The Bayou Road  Cruizin' The Road    Did I Tell Ya The Story Of Ole Black Jim  Who Was Scared Until He Turned Half White  By The Howlin' Wolves  And The Bloody Screams  And Some Indians That Glowed In The Night  There Were Devil Bats Crocodiles  And Snakes By The Motherload  And A Wicked Witch  That Ate The Men  And Turned Their Bones Into Hoppin Toads    Down The Bayou Road  Cruizing The Bayou Road  Cruizin' The Road    Take My Advice  Lock Your Doors  And Roll Your Windows Up Tight  Cause If You Look Straight Ahead  Down The Highway  You'll See The Graveyard Just To The Right  We're Gonna Take It Down The Bayou Road  We're Gonna Cruise The Road Tonight  So Move A Little Closer Darlin'  And I Promise I'll Hold You Tight    Down The Bayou Road