I've figured out by now, I'm gonna live forever  No one's a legend until they pass away  Asking anyway who's running this asylum  A young manic depressive giving her a smile  Pull up a chair, I'll think here for a while  Girls on the floor, trying to wax tile  AWOL One just trying to freeze fire  Forever emceeing till the night I retire  I can feel the stare coming through the radio  Sleeping all day must be the way to go    'Cause where I go, I leave no prints  Sleeping all day must be the way to go    I've been up all night, sleeping all day  My father wasted sperm when he made me  And it's hard enough nowadays just acting normal  Still gotta be to work on time  I've been up all night, sleeping all day  My father wasted sperm when he made me  Hard enough nowadays just acting normal  Still gotta be to work on time    Now all you soak up is another drink  Friday night, two dollar thinks  But overdose is the theme of my life  I wish I had me a dog right now so I could kick him  Sleeping all night, last call two A.M.  Seven A.M. it's time to go to work again  Drinking caffeine in the morning feeling ill  Blow up on stage, just by standing still!  Dance like it's your last day on earth  I've got this talent I can do with my eyes  I can change 'em from brown to blind  Up all day, sleeping all night    In line for an hour just to get in  Only to see a group that was wack  Overconfident with nothing to say  I couldn't hear 'em 'cause it sounded like crap anyway  But you're at the spot, eyes searching for sea  Said I wonder if she'd go for a loser like me  But you're young and you fall in love with anything  Trying to stare down somebody's daughter  Looking like a million bucks, just to touch  But knowing that cats always land on their feet   From Whitter Blvd. she's walking in the street  But do your dance like it's your last day on earth  To shake what your mother gave you at birth    I can feel the stare coming through the radio    I've been up all night, sleeping all day  My father wasted sperm when he made me  And it's hard enough nowadays just acting normal  Still gotta be to work on time  I've been up all night, sleeping all day  My father wasted sperm when he made me  And it's hard enough nowadays just acting normal  Still gotta be to work on time    Dance like it's the last day on earth  I've got this talent I can do with my eyes  I can change 'em from brown to blind  Up all day, sleeping all night  Dance like it's your last day on earth  I've got this talent I can do with my eyes  I can change 'em from brown to blind  Up all day, sleeping all night