I could be anything  You want me to be  Cook you nice dinners  And then gently rub your feet  I could be a perfect wife  And be your slave för life  But I won't, no I won't    I could be the sweetest thing  You think you've ever seen  Dress up in skimpy clothes  All to fulfil your dream  I could do anything  To show how much you mean  But I won't, no I won't    I'll be a fly in your soup  The one that's always in your face  Try to wave me away  I'll be right back on your case  I'm the stain on your suit  Yeah, that one you can't replace  Just beacuse i can  I'll be the itch on your back  On a spot that you can't reach  I'm the reason you crack  Yeah, I'm like a bad disease  Just because i can  Just because i can    I could be the mistress  Who says she doesn't care  And I'll keep on smiling  When you're treating me like air  I could be your best friend  The one who's always there  But I won't, no I won't    I'll be a fly in your soup  The one that's always in your face  Try to Wave me away  I'll be right back on your case  I'm the stain on your suit  Yeah, that one you can't replace  Just beacuse i can  I'll be the itch on your back  On a spot that you can't reach  I'm the reason you crack  Yeah, I'm like a bad disease  Just because i can  Just because i can