Waiting for a bus and it's starting to rain    Well, it always happens again and again    I've got a list of debtors, ten feet tall    I've got enough fucking bills to paper the wall       I'm a loser, that's what I am   I'm a loser, I'm a loser in your eyes    I am l-l-l-l-l-l-loser       My best girl's gone and I feel sad   But it's not her fault 'cause I treated her bad    My cupboard's bare, I've got no bread   I sleep on the floor ain't got no bed       But how can I lose when I don't play your game   Just one up on the Jones baby, you're all the same   It's a rat race but I don't run    'Cause I ain't no rat, man, I just want some fun