You set the standard for everyone    the standard to avoid    and yet you're hogging the spotlight again   and everyone is annoyed    your affectations are obvious    the trends so easily seen    another martyr is nailed to the swatch   the fantasy is obscene       You're a prop, you're a prop    you're a fuckin' laughingstock    You're a prop, you're a prop    this charade has got to stop    Got to stop, got to stop, got to stop       So go out and let them know    who's the big man of the show    who's the piss-ant livin' large    who's the no-one takin' charge    will you be seen in the scene    does your rep still come up squeaky clean   will you be seen in the scene that hates you   mocks you, mocks you, they're mocking you       At the top, at the top, laughingstock is at the top   at the top, at the top, number one    he's got the spot    shit list, shit list, tops the list, so go out    and let them know    who's the big man of the show    who's the piss-ant livin' large    who's the nothing takin' charge    will you be seen in the scene    does your rep still come up squeaky clean   will you be seen in the scene that hates you    mocks you, mocks you, they always mock you    you're a prop, you're a prop    Laughingstock    gets no props, gets no props    Laughingstock    got to stop, got to stop, got to stop