I've been around the world   I've seen a million girls   And I've been touched by every one of them      I love Amsterdam, the girls are so sweet   They give themselves away for free   But in America, you got to pay for your treats      It's not a bad system at all   Who wants to fall in love with a whore?   Not me, less you, least of all Winnie the Pooh      In Havana, the ladies will help ya   Improve your Spanish at the Tropicana   For just as long as the pesoes hold out      On the road, such a long time   The more I look, the more I find   And you know, one fine day   I'm gonna make one of them mine   I'm gonna make you mine      Isabella has got such a crowd   She gets so lonely without the men around   Just remember she's got feelings like you      An invitation from a Friend in Milan   Said Italian girls love to fuck their men   I begged off -- I just don't got that much jam      Love, sister, is just a kiss away   When it exists it just comes one day   Until then, sit on your hands and wait