There's no such thing as a perfect girl   Proof lies here in what I have to say   So listen close and you might learn a thing or two   To find a perfect girl is an endless game   You find no respect even after 13 dates   Still she's messing around right behind your back   There's no such thing as perfect   There's no such thing as love   Even when she calls you every day   And she will have your head stuck in the clouds   And she will have you crawling to her door   Well, she looked like a girl that could take me to   cloud nine   But I'm stuck on cloud eight   And, yes, I guess that's what I get for jumping in   Before testing the waters   She'll take you to places you've never known   Stare into her eyes and find a loving soul   And when you do this, you'll forget a thing or two   Don't look to close at the way she walks   Without first assessing who she looks at when you talk   Don't fall for a heartbreaker instead of breaking them   yourself   She thinks she's on the 10   You're much too good for her   Don't let her convince you otherwise   And she will have your head stuck in the clouds   And she will have you breaking everything   And she will have you wandering aimlessly   Through the streets and crawling to her door.