There's a scandal   In the neighborhood   And it's all about Julie Brown   It seems a long   Lost cousin, Jeremiah   Had lately arrived in town      Now when Julie's fella   Came to call   And saw them kissing      Lyrics courtesy Top40db.      He started home at once      Now Julie said   I'm surprised at you   Don't go acting like a dunce      Why, he's a cousin of mine   A cousin of mine   You're liable for to   See him here any old time      He's a cousin of mine   A cousin of mine, go on   He's a cousin of mine      Now when Julie had   Explained her relationship   He said, honey, that may be so      But this fella don't look   Like a thirty-second cousin   That I met here a week ago      Julie smiled at him   And joined her cousin, sad   And as they slowly walked away      He heard him ask   Who was that fella   And he heard his Julie say      Why, he's a cousin of mine   A cousin of mine   You're liable for to   See him here any old time      He's just a cousin of mine   A cousin of mine, go on   A cousin of mine      Would I fool you, go on   He's a cousin of mine