All my friends are moving to Portland, Oregon    To drink from the fountain of Portland, Oregon       They're packing up their suitcases and throwing out their lease    To sit beneath the willows as they dangle in the breeze       All my friends are moving to Portland Oregon    All the best bands are from Portland, Oregon    The Beatles and the Kinks are from Portland, Oregon       I hear it has the fire minus all the smoke and ash    They say it's just like New York City without all the trash    All the best bands are from Portland, Oregon       Not me Everyone likes everyone in Portland, Oregon    Seems you can't go wrong in Portland, Oregon    Not me Everyone likes everyone in Portland, Oregon       Seems you can't go wrong in Portland, Oregon    And that's something that the folks there should be very proud of they should rename it the new city of brotherly love    'cause people get along in Portland, Oregon       Not me, Not me, Not me   All my friends are leaving for Portland Oregon    California dreaming in Portland Oregon    Could be that's where they think they should have been all along    Could be that Jack White and Loretta Lynn song    All my friends are leaving for Portland, Oregon       All my friends are moving to Portland, Oregon    All my friends are moving to Portland, Oregon    To drink from the fountain of Portland, Oregon    They're packing up their suitcases and throwing out their lease   To sit beneath the willows as they dangle in the breeze    So maybe I will meet you in Portland, Oregon       Just me