The satellite's tracking Santa   We'll text our Christmas list   And leave our mobile numbers   To help out old Saint Nick   Sometimes we stop and wonder   Has that old bubble burst?   Or will this Christmas morning   Be like the first?      But tonight we'll still thank Santa Claus   And raise a glass to friends of ours   Peace on earth, goodwill to all   The future is the past      Let's have a slow light, snowball fight   Silent night, dynamite   21st century Christmas   Magic morn, tree adorned   All at home, safe from harm   21st century Christmas      We'll microwave some popcorn   And put on a DVD   Thanks Uncle Jimmy Saville   For fixing you and me   These days we watch and wonder   Has Christmas lost it's touch?   And will our chocolate money   Be worth that much?