Leave you to your desert in my old dusty pickup   Think of your blond hair and tanned skin and all that good stuff   Remember how you let me goose you under that table   Gave me a few naughty glances but that’s about all      Now I am splitting my side, I guess I get the joke   You wax on so serious, wash off an unpolished flirt   Told me how hard your youth was ‘cause your father’s a cop   But I’m sure that you’d be delighted to get me locked up      And this is   A Cruel Attempt at   My lonely heart and   I’m loving it   But don’t think   For a minute   That I’m falling      I am a man that gets lost in a blush and a sigh   You’re nothing rare, I get snagged and thrown back all the time   But I’ll give you this much, I can’t slip your crooked smile   It’s always the one’s you can’t taste that you’ll never deny      And this is   A Cruel Attempt at   My lonely heart and   I’m loving it   But don’t think   For a minute   That I’m falling