There've been some smash and grab burglaries   in this town   Took what they could find   and they got kicks out of it   everytime   the perfect crime      and with the cherubic swines   only waiting for the right move to show   hey you beautiful bastards we're fooling   the sons of the neighbourhood   the perfect crime      Tell everyone that we always have round the clock service   Go tell everyone that we steal and we never show mercy   Tell everyone we are now taking care of your brother   let's take your skin   let's take your skin      And they're been some smash and grab   burglaries in this town   the bloodhounds couldn't bark   'cause they never left some mark   so very professional   perfect crime      As we're playing this wonderful game   here's to all of you trying to understand   we get kicks out of smelling our own breath   our own breath