The other night I tried to go to a show   But the man at the door he told me no   He said "No one under 21 allowed"   But he must have been stupid 'cause I saw my friends in the crowd   He said "You can't buy an alchoholic drink"   So we don't care what you really think         (Chorus)   Why's this happened to me   And the show was for free   It sucks to be   Under 21         So I went and got myself a plan that would work   And I went home and got a real short skirt   And I flirt my way right through that god damn door   But once inside the music was no more   Well I guess I got there just a bit too late   I guess it's just my luck   It's just my fate   I only want to have a little fun   But every time I try they tell me "You're not 21"