We'll drink a drink a drink    To Lily the Pink the Pink the Pink    The saviour of the human race    For she invented medicinal compound    Most efficacious in every case.       Mr. Frears    had sticky-out ears    and it made him awful shy    and so they gave him medicinal compound    and now he's learning how to fly.       Brother Tony    Was notably bony    He would never eat his meals    And so they gave him medicinal compound    Now they move him round on wheels.       We'll drink a drink a drink    To Lily the Pink the Pink the Pink    The saviour of the human race    For she invented medicinal compound    Most efficacious in every case.      Old Ebeneezer    Thought he was Julius Caesar    And so they put him in a Home    where they gave him medicinal compound    and now he's Emperor of Rome.       Johnny Hammer    Had a terrible stammer    He could hardly say a word    And so they gave him medicinal compound    Now he's seen (but never heard)!       We'll drink a drink a drink    To Lily the Pink the Pink the Pink    The saviour of the human race    For she invented medicinal compound    Most efficacious in every case.      Auntie Millie    Ran willy-nilly    When her legs, they did recede    And so they rubbed on medicinal compound    And now they call her Millipede.       Jennifer Eccles    had terrible freckles    and the boys all called her names    but she changed with medicinal compound    and now he joins in all their games.       We'll drink a drink a drink    To Lily the Pink the Pink the Pink    The saviour of the human race    For she invented medicinal compound    Most efficacious in every case.      Lily the Pink, she    Turned to drink, she    Filled up with paraffin inside    and despite her medicinal compound    Sadly Picca-Lily died.       Up to Heaven    Her soul ascended    All the church bells they did ring    She took with her medicinal compound    Hark the herald angels sing.       Oooooooooooooooo Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeee'll drink a drink a drink    To Lily the Pink the Pink the Pink    The saviour of the human race    For she invented medicinal compound    Most efficacious in every case