they call me sloppy jalopy   i got a whole lot in my head   i never get up early baby   just to get out of bed   i eat the jalapeno yes i do   and then i take a creamy dreamy   hot stinky poo      they call me sloppy jalopy   i eat ice cream with my honey   she makes me laugh sometimes   because you know she’s so funny   they call me sloppy jalopy   i’ve got the barbecued buns   because i wear no panties   when i back in the sun      i pick my nose clean baby   roll the boogers in a ball   and i flick ‘em at people   when i go to the mall   i got a big pair of shorts   and they’re cut off way below the knees   i keep my pockets filled up   with macaroni and cheese      i watch the larry king   so i can fall right to sleep   my girlfriends got taste because   she thinks i’m a creep   i don’t watch the news   because i can’t stand the sports   and my favorite companions   are usually sold in cold quarts      i don’t take no showers   cause i’m a natural dude   but i do change my mind    because i hate to be rude   i love to do the lambada   but i don’t do it very well   and my hair’s always perfect   because i use the styling gel