Chop them down    Chop them down   Spread woodchips all around    Pulp it up, pulp it up, pulp it up    Pulp the greenies too       Burn more coal   You can do it   Spray more aerosols   There's something we can all do, yeah   The ozone hole is getting bigger & wider & brighter & stronger yeah!      Trash the planet   One person can make a difference   Trash the planet   Come on you can do it with us   Don't put that bushfire out just fan it   Kill and maim all the little birdies too