Am I driving to work or working to drive?   Creeping along just barely alive   Early in the morning there's a traffic warning   But it can't slam through my personal fog   Did I feed the dog? (Yes I fed the dog)      I couldn't get out of bed   I'm like the living dead   Rising from my coffin for coffee and a muffin   I'm stuck in my car with N-P-R   But it won't cut through my personal fog   Did I feed the dog? (Yes I fed the dog ... I think)      CHORUS: At seven o'clock I'm stuck in gridlock   I need a shock from my morning jock   With news and talk and album rock   What I need is a shock from my morning jock      They're opinionated but very funny.   Getting up at dawn and probably making a ton of money   Break a record over your head   Then go back home to bed   Where the rest of the day you can sleep like a log!   Did I feed the dog?      CHORUS