Stress can breed a psychopath   You’re all that calms me down   I forget that I’m a mess when you’re around   Please can you be home tonight   Say its not over yet   My human tranquilizer   My pretty percocet   I just want to chill with you tonight, girl   I wish that I could chill with you tonight   Stop the worries that keep forming in my head   I’ve got ants in my pants unless its you in them instead   Oh baby I was a faker before you   Tomorrow brings a busy day   Its overstuffed with time   I need to hear you breathing on the line   And you can be closed minded   If you have open arms   Why can’t I ever work my wily charms on you?   And you still weren’t home when I dialed up the phone in the evening   So I’m twiddling thumbs and I’m wondering what’s this I’m feeling   I may be strong below the belt   But not with what I thought and felt   That blissful knight I knelt   Between your legs   Between our heads   Between our hearts   I was a faker before you.