she was dancin' with me for two or three songs   i was doin' alright until he came along   now she's holdin' his hand and they walk out the door   it's just a big bag of chips and a burger to go   cuser could have kept it under his hat   boasting that he spent all night in her flat   telling me things that i don't want to know   it's just a big bag of chips and a burger to go   they were outside the chip shop, herself and his gills   i offered her a chip and i nearly got killed   she said "i'm a vegan, that smell gets up my nose"   it's just a big bag of chips and a burger to go   (fast food late at night)   vinegar tears   salt in my wounds   and the ketchup like my poor bleeding heart   now i'm left standing out in the cold   just wondering where all them couples are goin'   my only companions on the way home   it's just a big bag of chips and a burger to go   we've gone all post-modern or so they'd like us to think   but it's still a sliced-pan and a carton of milk   out for a pint with people ya know   and a big bag of chips and a burger to go   a big bag of chips and the burger's gone cold.......