I know you're here   How could you disappear?   You wrote to me   From a place called Dupuy   It is all a conspiracy   Let me tell you these things worry me      And she lives forty hours away      I have your video   We met at Sloan   I watch it every day   But I'll give it back to you when you get home, I say      You got cherry hair dye and a snowboard bag   When will you come home? This is a drag      And she lives forty hours away      "I'm an exchange student" Yeah, that's what they all say   You told me you'd come back in May   If I can find the right size box I will send you a piece of clay   Hey hey hey!      You called last week   I acted like a freak, but   Sorry, it was late   And I'll write, you just wait      I gotta go now, have a happy day   Aurevoir pour maintenant, I say      And she lives forty hours away