I broke into the bank on Sunday,   You should see the money I got.   I couldn't drag it home 'til Monday,   'Cause it sure weighed an awful lot.      Then I sat down to count it,   And much to my surprise,   A whole lotta little brown, little round coins,   Rolled out before my eyes      Chorus:   I've got a hundred thousand dollars worth of pennies,   Not a solitary dollar or a dime,   And I don't believe there's many,   Rich men with a problem like mine.      And I don't think this is any   Kind of ending to a perfect crime.   I've got a hundred thousand dollars worth of pennies,   And I'm spendin' it a penny at a time!      Now a steak sure would taste delicious,   And I've forgot how a beer would feel,   But the man just might get suspicious,   If I gave him eight hundred pennies for a meal.      So I guess I'll just weigh myself again,    And buy me another stick of gum,    I've got a hundred thousand dollars worth of pennies, Lord!   And I'm livin' like a penniless bum!      Chorus:   I've got a hundred thousand dollars worth of pennies,   Not a solitary dollar or a dime,   And I don't believe there's many,   Rich men with a problem like mine.