The car won\'t start   It\'s falling apart   I was late for work and the boss got smart   My pantyline shows   Got a run in my hose   My hair went flat   Man, I hate that      Just when I thought things couldn\'t get worse   I realized I forgot my purse   With all this stress   I must confess   This could be worse than PMS      This job ain\'t worth the pay    Can\'t wait \'til the end of the day   Honey, I\'m on my way   Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey!      Honey, I\'m home and I had a hard day   Pour me a cold one and oh, by the way   Rub my feet, gimme something to eat   Fix me up my favorite treat   Honey, I\'m back, my head\'s killing me   I need to relax and watch TV   Get off the phone   Give the dog a bone   Hey! Hey! Honey, I\'m home!      I broke a nail opening the mail   I cursed out loud cos it hurt like hell   This job\'s a pain   It\'s so mundane   It sure don\'t stimulate my brain      This job ain\'t worth the pay    Can\'t wait \'til the end of the day   Honey, I\'m on my way   Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey!      Honey, I\'m home and I had a hard day   Pour me a cold one and oh, by the way   Rub my feet, gimme something to eat   Fix me up my favorite treat   Honey, I\'m back, my head\'s killing me   I need to relax and watch TV   Get off the phone   Give the dog a bone   Hey! Hey! Honey, I\'m home!      Oh, rub my neck will you      Honey, I\'m home and I had a hard day   Pour me a cold one and oh, by the way   Rub my feet, gimme something to eat   Fix me up my favorite treat   Honey, I\'m back, my head\'s killing me   I need to relax and watch TV   Get off the phone   Give the dog a bone   Hey! Hey! Honey, I\'m home!      I\'m home, that feels much better