I'm the lowest of the low   I'm the sickest of the sick   They let me out the funny farm   Just to put me in the nick   Then they let me outta the hole   Just to crush me on the dole   I'm the lowest of the low   A rockin boppin lunatic      Whack for me daddy   I'm a rock'n'roll paddy   Whack for me daddy   I'm a rock'n'roll queen   Whack for me daddy   I'm a rock'n'roll paddy   Stick another record   in the record machine      Here's to Geno, here's to Eddie   Here's to sad songs Big O sings   Here's a letter from Elvis Presley   Big Tom is still the King      I will stalk them in the back seats   I will stalk them in the bars   Rape their women and scare their children   Burn them in their brand new cars