These guys can't be punk-rock   They sing about love and Brendan says they're not   But they've got egos this big, I bet that their Mothers got them this gig-   Because this is the anti-song   Everybody sing along. This is the anti-song   How could I ever be wrong?   Those guys aren't like me   I hate that band because they're not PC   But they won't get too far,   and if they do I'll say that they stole my guitar.