Library's in the skip, board the sinking ship   God save all boneheads      This week on the show, Rachel has to go   Good riddance, bonehead!      Like your choice of hat, and your easy chat   Come and join my guests, yeah you passed the test   You are a bonehead      Craning their necks, cashing their checks   Swabbing the deck down there on the wreck   The way of bonehead      All as white as snow, ego all aglow   Charitable work, Jesus what a berk   I name you bonehead      Haven't thought it through, anything will do   Polishing a turd, shallow's not the word   The word is bonehead      Piss on the fire, cutting the wire   Slashing the tires, stuck in the mire   Just natural bonehead      Missing the point, wrecking the joint   Though it is cruel there is a rule   "Avoid the boneheads!"      Sentimental mist, dewy-eyed and pissed   Lying through your teeth for your own relief   Don't bother, bonehead      Caught in your zip, sinking the ship   Cracking the whip, not getting a grip   La vie en bonehead      Coming on strong, getting it wrong   Shouting the odds and cursing the gods   That made you a bonehead      Anaconda woman and the blue-legged heron   Blue-lipped baby got the blowlamp eye   Hotel room got a closet full of melons   Catapult the alligator one more time   Chuck it in the pot, stick it in the kettle   Put it in the sun, watch the motherfucker shine   Back from the battle with a chest full of medals   Everybody knows that ornament is crime