Dressed up for a big date   Like Halloween day but it was Fourth of July now   A car crash with a suitcase and a painted face   She was one of a kind   She wears a plastic crown like Cinderella   And roller skates in bed      he rides the greyhound from his hometown   When he comes around cause they don't let him drive now   Mixed up as a milkshake   But make no mistake   Crash looking at the stars      You and me   We're invincible together   We can be also tragical, whatever   Dressed up just like Ziggy but he couldn't play guitar   Captain Crash and the beauty queen from Mars      Share a toothpick, trading lipstick   Watching traffic for days at the diner   holding hands, making big plans   Playing superman, he was wearing eyeliner   Another local legend and his longtime lucky charm      You and me   We're invincible together   We can be also tragical, whatever   Dressed up just like Ziggy but he couldn't play guitar   Captain Crash and the beauty queen from Mars      They're drunk on love as you can get   Getting high on lust and cigarettes   Living life with no regrets   at least they're gonna try to fly      You and me   We're invincible together   We can be also tragical, whatever   We're Cid and Nancy   Fred and Ginger   Clyde and Bonnie   Liz and Richard   Kurt and Courtney   Baccal and Bogie   Joltin' Joe and Mrs. Monroe   Here's captain crash and the beauty queen from Mars