I want to be a rock star   And travel really far   And buy me a big expensive car   And make lots of money and find me a honey   And live in nice big house where it's sunny   With a pool and I'll be cool   I'll always have a gig cause I'll be big   I'll have parties and friends and places to go   The only problem is I play the banjo   I play the banjo      I'm a post Hee-Haw mover, a funkadelic punk-rock groover   A cross between Bela Fleck   And Eddie Vedder but better   I'll win a Grammy for the way I pick   I'll be an instrumental monster with tons of new licks   And all the babes will love me, sell-out shows   The only problem is I play the banjo   I play the banjo      Well, I play the banjo   Play the banjo   Play the banjo   I play the banjo   I play the banjo      I say hear me boys, here my rhyme   I'm picking on the banjo all the time   I say hear me boys, here my song   Picking on the banjo all day long   Pick      I'll buy a leer jet, and a limousine   And everywhere I go my fans will scream   "Hey banjo boy, we love you   I wish that we could all play the banjo too!"   And you'll see me on the TV talk show   With Dave and Conan and Jay Leno   The only problem is I play the banjo      I play the banjo   Play the banjo   Play the banjo   I play the banjo