Principal Victoria she whistles while she types      She reads the editorials of people she dislikes   It went so fast, it was your life      Michael and Victoria they live in Central Park   The got the money from an uncle, eaten by a shark ???   It went so fast, it was his life   He takes cream and sugar in his coffee   She takes tea, okay, alright      Glory, Glory, here comes Gloria   Leaves a number by the bed, he should have thrown away instead   Glory, Glory, divorce lawyers,   Such is life, ah, such is life      It went so fast, it was your life   He takes cream and sugar in his coffee   She takes tea, ok, alright      Glory, Glory, oh Victoria   Cries herself to sleep at night underneath the moonless arbor   Glory, Glory, Poor Victoria,   Such is life, such is life