What I told you   that you're a lovely gal   and i'd adore you   if you'd just show me how- right now   what if i told you   things that i have inside   shoulder to cry on   someone that i confide- right now      CHORUS   i can't see   what was left in front of me   so chop me up   i can't go   to think that i was meant to   just drop me in      what if i told you   that you're a stupid whore   and i want nothing   your life is such a bore to me   what if i told you   i speak with honesty   you said yourself, girl   best things in life are free   right now, right away      CHORUS      never better, never worse   never better, never worse   never better, never worse   never better, never worse