(One) day when I was chillin in Kentucky Fried Chicken   Just mindin my business, eatin food and finger lickin   This dude walked in lookin strange and kind of funny   Went up to the front with a menu and his money   He didn't walk straight, kind of side to side   He asked this old lady "Yo, yo, um...is this Kentucky Fried?"   The lady said "Yeah" smiled and he smiled back   He gave a quarter and his order "small fries, Big Mac!"   You be illin      (To)day you won a ticket to see Doctor J   Front row seat (in free!) no pay   Radio in hand, snacks by feet   Game's about to start, you kickin popcorn to the beat   You finally wake up, Doc's gone to town   Round his back, to the hoop, and you scream "Touchdown!"   You be illin      The other day around the way I seen you illin at a party   Drunk as skunk you illin punk and in your left hand was Bacardi   You went up to this fly girl and said "Yo, yo, can I get this dance?"   She smelt your breath and then she left you standin in your illin stance   You be illin      (For) dinner, you ate it, there is none left   It was salty, with butter and it was def   You proceeded to eat it cuz you was in the mood   But holmes you did not read it was a can of dog food!   You be illin