I've got some presents for Santa   And he's got a big one for me   Outside, it snows   I take off all my clothes   And wait for Santa underneath my tree      He squeezes into my hot chimney   Where it's oh so warm and tight   On the roof, I hear his reindeer   I'm so very glad he came here   It's only once a year but, what a night!      Santa Claus takes a pause from his long night of delivering   His big "North Pole" can sure get cold, his jolly butt's all shivering      I offer Santa my...cookies   He loves to put them into his mouth   His long beard tickles   He gives me the giggles   He finishes his snack and then flies south      Santa Claus takes a pause from his long night of delivering   His big "North Pole" can sure get cold, his jolly butt's all shivering   (Ooo...Santa...I love my present...what else is in that big bag of yours?)      Santa and I share a "ciggie"   Then I help him back into his red suit   I know he has to go   He just says, "Ho ho ho"   I can't help it; he's so cute      Santa Claus takes a pause from his long night of delivering   His big "North Pole" can sure get cold, his jolly butt's all shivering      I've got some presents for Santa   And he's got a big one for me   Outside, it snows   I take off all my clothes   And wait for Santa...I take off all my clothes   I'm waiting for Santa underneath my tree   (Merry Christmas)