If it’s action that you need   Original sin   How original can you be   That’s where I come in   I’ll take you to a place      I’ll show you every room   Don’t say a word   Open every book to you   Tricks you’ve never learned   I’ll take you to a place      We’ll go where the action is   If you don’t know what to do   I’ll look it up for you      We can sit or we can stand   I don’t mind   I can sit down on your hand-two of a kind   We can play any game