I've got no friends, not one   I'm a sad and lonely little boy   I've got no friends, not one   Not a single little friend in the world   and I go out on my own, stand on my own   and dance to The Smiths on my own      I've got no friends, not one   I'm a sad and lonely little girl   I've got no friends, not one   Not a single little friend in the world   I walk home on my own, sleep on my own   Never take a kiss take in      I'm much too old and twee   A girl like that will never fancy me   I'm just a minor and a geek   That boy probably thinks that I'm a freak      Oh no he's looking over here   She's looking at me   I think he's trying to talk to me      Can I be your friend? be a sweet friend   I'll be the sweetest little friend in the world   Oh no just friends, that means   that he really doesn't fancy me      We could share one drink all night   and dance to The Smiths   But I'll still be walking home on my own      Yeah we will be friends, we'll be sweet friends   We'll be the sweetest little friends in the world   Yeah we will be friends, we'll be really close friends   Closer than anybody can and we'll watch Top Of The Pops   Dance lots and lots and never ever ever grow up   Yeah we're just friends