There once was a woman with wings   Happy with the simple things   She had silk suspenders and high heeled stockinged thighs   Helping me in my need   She was a friend, indeed   She was my baby until the day she died.      Ain't nothin' like a gangbang      Ain't nothin' like a gangbang   Ain't nothin' like a gangbang   to blow away the blues.   (twice)      She was a woman who was twice my size   She looked into my eyes   She said "Only you can blow my blues away."   She said "I'll tell you what to do.   Bring all your friends with you,   and you can come up and see me any ole time of day."      Ain't nothin' like a gangbang   Ain't nothin' like a gangbang   Ain't nothin' like a gangbang   to blow away the blues.   (3 times)      There were twenty-seven guys   An unexpected surprise   she just kept on rockin' til the night was gone.   She was smilin' through the tears   for a hundred and fifty years   Just lickin' her lips and helpin' me along.      Ain't nothin' like a gangbang   Ain't nothin' like a gangbang   Ain't nothin' like a gangbang   to blow away the blues.   (twice)