No Dad   You don't have to give me the car tonight   'cause I'm staying home   by myself      No Mum   you don't have to iron my Iron Maiden T-shirt    for Disco      'Cause i'm staying home   'cause she's gone   She went for cigarettes and did not come back   I'm staying home   'cause she's gone   and I don't have anyone to hang out with      She didn't even smoke   Or go to a movie,   or have sex on a cemetary, on a tree, in a treehouse   Watching a funeral,    this is my funeral      I'm staying home   'cause she's gone   She went for cigarettes and did not come back      She didn't even smoke      I put my Durex back in the drawer   and start my VCR   "Cherrypoppers 2" is on      Oh God I miss you      She didn't even smoke