I'm not any body's baby.   I'm not any body's gal.   Well, you can buy me a beer.   Take me out on the town.   But I'd rather eat bees than hold your hand.   Oh, I'm not any body's gal.      I can't stand to hear your wailin'.   I'm not here to ease your pain.   Well, you can tell me I'm cool   And that I just don't care   But your tears of water run down my beer.   No, I won't run my fingers through your despair.   Oh, no.      I don't need someone to save me.   My salvation's at the bar.   You said, "Baby, maybe,   we could feel a lil' more!"   Gosh, I never heard that line before.   But I don't want your cumbersome lonely heart.   Oh, no.      Don't call me when you're feelin' alone   Cuz I'll laugh in your face and then hang up the phone.   Just send me a bottle and let me be on my own.   Oh, yeah.   Now I'm not any body's baby.   I don't need to find a man.      You keep tellin' me,   "Lovey, you need someone who understands!"   But I'd rather kiss the bottom of a garbage can.   No, thanks. I feel pretty good just the way that I am.   Oh, yeah.      No, I'm not any body's gal.