My soul mate is a special girl   A girl that’s just like me   She’ll share tremendous oral sex   And try everything she sees   She won’t be insane or hung-up   Like most other girls   I’ll worship her until it hurts   ‘Cuz she’s on top of my world   Ewwwww, I’m a sad man   I can’t ignore what life beholds for me   And I’ll probably have to have sex with a lot of girls   Before my soul mate reveals herself to me   You are sweet diversion as I stomp my darker way   Don’t let your heart get out of hand   I’ll step on it someday   Maybe it’s too sad to mention   Maybe I am gay   A moment or two may shine and sure to quickly fade away   Ewwwww, it’s a sad life   Sometimes little sweet girls get left behind   But baby, baby, baby it’s a man’s life   And I gotta tear up everything I find