I told you, the guy was dead!   And I did exactly what you're supposed to do in situations like this...   I went home!      In this town, one thing leads to another   Then another   And then another   One thing leads to another   Best not to get involved      In this town, some guy's always got a brother   Who's a brother   Who's got a brother   Who'd easily shoot his own mother   Best not to get involved      You never know when you bump into a stiff   Whose stiff it is, and how it got there   Mystery's all got an undertow   And when you go snooping 'round the facts   The facts, they turn out to be stranger than   The mystery you wasn't supposed to know   Don't stop   Don't touch   Don't ask   Go home, go home, go home!      In this town, one thing leads to another   Then another   And then another   Living here, you got to smother   Your curiosity!   Wait till the mystery's solved--   Best not to get, best not to get, best not to get involved