here we go again   don't you even try to pretend   we wouldn't be better friends   if i looked like pete wentz   or my video was total request live   made my cd in a bubble   with a bunch of cute guys   or maybe i'd be scene   at your super sweet sixteen   give you the keys to your beemer   and kiss you on the cheek   everybody look at me   i'm on cable tv   now obsess about my life   and tivo then repeat      i''ve got my shot   at love with tila   but i'm not that hot   or dramatic   so i won't make good tv   i'll just live my life   oh so vicariously      Dial 1-800-Drama-Queen   you can commence hair pulling   and making a scene   keep the camera rolling   don't stop the tape   i wanna see some mascera run down your face      here we go again   don't you even try to pretend   that you have real friends   channels do provide them   don't think for yourself   let someone else do it   there's not much to it   and if there's nothing on, screw it   doody do what i do   reenact in real life   call someone on the phone   and just cry cry cry   it will be just like the small screen   but a little less fake   at least you don't have to choose   who's mom you want to date      1-800-Drama Queen      you are royalty   queen of the drama   save your tears for the mail