She picks out the ones with the biggest heads   Grabs their shaft so tight all her fingers turn red   They all make her feel so good   Some little balls and a giant wood   You should have seen her spank those balls   My sister's a hooker      Uno dos tres quatro!      When she's on the course the girl will never frown   You know she loves a good up and down   There's no ifs, ands or buts   She likes to strike those giant punts   You should have seen her spank those balls   My sister's a hooker      One two three aaa!