Devious little tunes to enthrall   Little kids’ hearts   To make you pay for ice cream   And ‘kustard king’ tarts   Worse than CNN at JFK   It’s an invasion of my privacy!      Ice cream tunes they drive me crazy   Those evil little tunes   My mind just goes hazy   Mr Softee is the Anti–Christ!   Let’s lock him in the fridge and   Put him on ice – PUT HIM ON ICE!! –      Why I want to kill destroy   That’s my joy!   I love to hate yes hate   HATE HATE HATE!   Bomb all ‘Kool Mans’ in the land...   Watch out!   Ice cream terror is at hand... ; )      Noise pollution – I have a solution...   All those silly tunes   Let’s shoot ‘em to the moon!   Too bad for little kids   And parent’s heart attacks   I’m the grinch who stole Christmas   And I won’t give it back –   I won’t give it back!!      Imposing music perpetrators…   Suck out all my energy   Infiltrating public places with   Whack–uous Top 40   Pied Piper of Ice Cream   Busts out my vibe!   I look around and everyone’s   Dairy Queen Zombified   Dairy Queen Zombified   Dairy Queen Zombified!!!!!!      © 2005 Fiuczynski Music (SESAC)