It's not easy having yourself a good time   Greasing up those bets and betters   Watching out they don't four-letters   Fuck and kiss you both at the same time   Smells like something I've forgotten   Curled up died and now it's rotton      I'm not a ganster tonight   Don't want to be a bad guy   I'm just a loner, baby   And now you've gotten in my way      CHORUS   I can't decide   Whether you should live or die   Oh, you'll prob'ly go to heaven   Please don't hang your head and cry   No wonder why   My heart feels dead inside   It's cold and hard and petrified   Lock the doors and close the blinds   We're going for a ride      It's a bitch convincing people to like you   If I stop now call me a quitter   If lies were cats you'd be litter   Please everyone isn't like you   Dancing jigs until I'm crippled   Slug ten drinks I won't get pickled      I've got to hand it to you   You've played by all the same rules   It's takes the truth to fool me   And now you've made me angry      CHORUS      Oh, I could throw you in a lake   Or feed you poisoned birthday cake   I won't deny I'm gonna miss you when you're gone   Oh, I could bury you alive   But you might crawl out with a knife   And kill me when I'm sleeping   That's why      CHORUS