You're in two minds   You can't decide   You're in two minds   You're having a hard time, boy   She wants you all to herself   She won't share   And everyone is pulling you   Pulling on your jumper   Pulling on your hair   You're wearing your new white jumper   With the blue spray painted stripe   And though I know you'll never admit to it   everything will never be alright   At least to your mind   At least in your mind   I know this world is topsy turvey   I know this world has lost its mind   You're riding your bicycle through town   You're riding your bicycle across town   You're riding your bicycle don't fall!   I hope you won't blush   I hope you won't be mad   If I tell you how I worry   How I worry about you   I worry so much!   'Cause I know this world is topsy turvy   I know this world has lost its mind      So brush back your hair   Push back your cuticles   Your pockets are never big enough   For all your pharmaceuticals   Your big pockets are never big enough   For all your pharmaceuticals