i'm yr american virgin-mobile superhero   and my wings are just coffee stains   and when your head got knocked right off   all that fell out was your brains   cause the sea it rain far away from me   and it tore the shore from the states   and all the people drowned in all the seaside towns   and they fell into the sewer grates      where all the junkies were hidden   and they were sick and bedridden   but they were laying in their tents   cause they didn't have any beds to stay in   so they weren't really bedridden, but i was just sayin'   so you'd get an idea of what i meant      and she was hangin a little lower than the angels did   but they were meltin away so she ran and hid   in those cold iron shackles that she bought   far away from that place where she was taught   to be invisible, and also how to fly   and while we're on the subject, i was also wonderin' why   the sea wasn't afraid to show his face   he was tyin' his shoes so he lost the race   and all the kids laughed at him, said he was a disgrace   to the good name of hershey kisses      then i sign appeared, i read it, i did   and it told me "kid, you say kid   far too much, you use it as a crutch   to make your writing seem more sophisticated.   i laughed and said, if that's what i was tryin' to do   to appear more sophisticated, why the hell did i end this song   so awkwardly, rhyming sophisticated with sophisticated?"