On the outside, looking in   Another world, what might have been   I see laughter & harmony   Loving couples, wish it was me      They're trying sushi, they're riding bikes   They dress the same way, they look alike   They have purpose & harmony   Those loving couples, wish it was me      And when they argue, it's tongue-in-cheek   Day after day, week after week   Live for each other, right from the start   It warms you over, it breaks my heart   It warms you over, it breaks my heart      Very accepting of each one's flaws   Very forgiving, without a pause   Synchronicity & harmony   Don't know how they passed over me      They're making babies, that turn out nice   Grow up with manners. They're so damn nice   THey race on weekends in a potato sack   They love their children, they are loved back      Compromises are never hard   Their life reads like a Hallmark Card   They have nicknames, no one else knows   Like "Widgie," "Boopsie" & "Sausage Toes"      "Big Banana" - "Tuna Pants"   "Miss DeMeanie" - "Doctor Romance"   "Nude Crusader" & "Greg LeMond"   Initials "U.B." for "Unnatural Blonde"   The Letters "U.B." for "Unnatural Blonde"      Loving couples, holding hands   shop & play hoops, making plans   Share a purpose, share a bed   Those loving couples, I wish they were dead      Loving couples, get away   Please go underground, 'til Groundhog Day   Oh, Great Contempt & Jealousy   Seems those two got the best of me   Seems those two got the best of me