if i were a flintstone   i'd make myself some shoes   i'd set up shop and sell bedrock   my shoes sensible shoes   a pioneer of footwear   lordy-be and bless my soul   i'd be a bc billionaire   the first you'd ever know      so load your wheels   with t-bone steaks   keep in mind you got no breaks   it's no small feat   to stop your car   so mind the stops   wherever you are   that you don't   wear out your shoes      if i were mayor of bedrock   i'd write a law on shoes   i'd make the town of bedrock   all wear shoes sensible shoes   the maker of air freds   lordy-be and bless my soul   i'd retire a bc billionaire   the first you'd ever know      chorus      and if i were a jetson   i'd throw out all my shoes   i'd set up cans for friends   to dump their shoes senseless shoes   a pioneer of callouses,   lordy-be and bless my soul   i'd be a barefoot spaceman   the first you'd ever know      chorus