Mistress snow and mary jane green   a rolled up ten in a coke machine   you won’t get change   if you know what I mean   prettiest crooks you‘ve ever seen   mary jane green and mistress snow   got a parcel of land   where the funny grass grow   the wind and everybody else does blow   two young crooks you wouldn’t want to know      so you want to date cheap   don’t let her pass you by   ‘cause her price will get steep   then you’ll find out why   the first time is a charm   ‘til she’s clinging on your arm      so you want to date fast,   so let her come your way   she’ll want to make it last   she thought she heard you say   you think your life’s too plain   give it up for mary jane      CHORUS      so you want to be seen, put your credit down   here’s a friend of miss green’s   she’ll show you round this town   she knows how to incite   gonna keep you up all night      got a vanity mirror   that she keeps upon her lap   when the coast is clear   she’ll let you take a nap   then you’re gonna know   you give it up for mistress snow      making the town and the barstools swirl   they’re good friends with the licorice girl   lure you in like honey to a bee   ‘til you scrounge for seeds in the double lp   blow your mind   ‘cause you only use one fifth anyway      CHORUS      mistress snow and mary jane green   smiling on the cover of a high time magazine   blow your mind   ‘cause you only use one fifth anyway